Meet Max Mertens

Nickname: Squirtens
Age: 21
School: UNF
Major: Civil Engineering
Year: Junior
Best Thing About School: Super close to the beach
Worst Thing About School: No football team
Best Thing To Do To Pass The Time: Surf and play golf
Worst Thing To Do To Pass The Time: Super Smash Bros. loser shot guns a beer
Best Music: T- Swift
Worst Music: That screemo stuff
Best Movie: Step Brothers
Worst Movie: Scary ones
Best Class: None, Engineering isn’t fun
Worst Class: All of them
Favorite Thing About Yourself: I have blue eyes 😉
Your Favorite 90’s Jam: What is Love by Haddaway
Who Would Win In A Fight: Batman or Superman? Superman duh
If You Could Have One Superpower, What Would It Be? I want to fly
If You Could Go Anywhere In A Time Machine, Where Would You Go? In the tube
What’s The First Things You Would Do If You Won The Lottery? Pay my dad back
Blondes or Brunettes? I don’t discriminate
Single or Taken? Single and ready to mingle
Marry one, Screw One, Kill One. Barbara Walters, Oprah, Rosie O’Donnell. Go: Kill Rosie, Marry Orpah she’s rich, and screw Barbara if I have too.